Learn how to play an instrument in a week
Choose one instrument and learns how to play a song with it. Post the process
To learn how to play a new instrument
You always have excuses for not learning how to play, it is difficult, it require a lot of work, I am not good with the instruments, etc... Try harder and show the rest of the people the talent you have.
Try to start with an easier instrument, flute, ocarina, piano, and of course an easy song, perhaps a children's one, ey, if you like you can always continue practising and get to be a master.